St. Peter 2.0

i have another character to add to my list of bus-crazies.  i'm calling her st. peter 2.0 because i am confident that when we die and try to get into heaven, this woman will be the one dishing out the judgments and smacking us away from the gates with her flop-titties.

i was standing at the bus stop and this bitch comes stumbling up, a cig in her mouth and a can of diet coke in her hand (like looking into a mirror, i swear).  people would walk by her and she would SCREAM at them.  she was so angry and hateful and just delicious, to be honest.   some things that she screamed at people who did nothing but get off the bus and walk down the sidewalk:

"you're a homo.  you're an ASS SUCKING homo.  you cock SUCKER.  you need to get LAID."

"i ain't ever seen someone as fat as you, you FAT FUCKING WHORE."

"god'd throw you out of church douchebag"

and she'd laugh and laugh.  here is an artist's rendering of the scene:

i realize that most of the women i write about have saggy tots, but honestly none of these seattle hippy fucks believe in bras, so loose boob is pretty rampant.

also note that she kind of looks like the frizz from magic school bus.

my next update will be about my growing relationships with the bus drivers of seattle.

xx